Did God rape Mary?
Was it consensual on the part of Mary to bear a child on behalf of God? Was it not against the laws of marriage for God and Mary (even though it may not have been consensual on Mary's part) to...
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The zombi will likely eat the paycheck instead of bringing it home to you, ActionBastard. You would have to make arrangements for direct deposit. nekrotic lullabies while I sleep Fireside Karash Chat...
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The zombi will only obey the zombi master, Bast.. do you know enough to make one?The beatings will continue until moral improves.
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No I don't, not just yet. But being the archive of useless factoids, I will soon be able to summon both living zombi and undead zombies. Then I will use them to conquer the local towns here that have...
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Bast, once you do get this whole zombi-slave thing down, would you see fit to loan me a few of your "workers"? I know of some toilets around here that need some serious scrubbing. I'll supply the...
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I know the toilet you speak of, Airuis. Apparently certain denizens of your humble abode have been making use of that one as opposed to the proper one. Shame on them. nekrotic lullabies while I sleep...
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MwahahahahAiruis, there will be no loaning. There will however be low priced rental. This price is mostly based upon length of service time, as well as distance of travel, and whether or not I have to...
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Hmm.. people, Bast is trying to decieve you.. he does not know proper zombification procedures.I do, however, and we can come to an agreement, I'm sure. The beatings will continue until moral improves.
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I learn quickly, Vird. Soon, the entire MTSU population will be my zombi slaves.
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Hmmm...perhaps a zombi raising contest? It'll be like a best-of-show contest for dogs, only with zombies! "Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards." -- R.A....
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Will "ugliness" be a category? nekrotic lullabies while I sleep Fireside Karash Chat Inc.
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No, it will mostly be on utility and innovation. I will raise zombi with 4 arms so I can profit from his extr utility.
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Will he be well endowed? nekrotic lullabies while I sleep Fireside Karash Chat Inc.
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Bast, the best you could manage would be some half-coherent potheads. True zombi raising takes class and finesse you simply don't have.The beatings will continue until moral improves.
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You wouldn't say that if you've seen the man dance. nekrotic lullabies while I sleep Fireside Karash Chat Inc.
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He used to wear bell bottoms in 6th grade. Haha. nekrotic lullabies while I sleep Fireside Karash Chat Inc.
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Do I know you, Bast? "Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards." -- R.A. Dickson via The Gamesville TimesSome self-p1mpage: Admin of Fireside Karash Chat
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Probably not, but I definately know you I was a disco inferno in 1995!
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wtf Bast.. this is a whole side of you I was unaware of. The beatings will continue until moral improves.
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